Articles by Matty Jacobson
The Skewed Review: The only excuse for ignoring Halloween is a wedding
It’s bittersweet.
If you’re even remotely familiar with The Skewed Review, then you’ll know autumn is my favorite time of the year — mostly because of Halloween.
OK, so it’s only because of Halloween.
However, this year, in lieu of our usual All Hallowtide spirit, we’ve ...
2 Men 1 Movie: "Captain Phillips" exceeds expectations of docudramas
Matty's take
Let me make it absolutely clear that docudramas are not my cup of tea.
I wouldn't willingly see one on my own, and the only reason I've ever purposefully seen a docudrama is when I'm going along with a friend who wants to see ...
The Skewed Review: Plan protests correctly
If a protestor trespasses in a closed national park, but there’s nobody around to see her, does she make an impact?
Some rhetorical questions have no real answers, but this one does. The answer is no.
I’m sure I don’t have to remind everyone about how the ...
The Skewed Review: Life is like a marathon
With all the talk of government shutdowns, people being denied health care and porn being illegal in St. George (don’t worry—that was just a hoax), it’s sometimes hard to find something positive on which to focus.
Thank heaven the St. George Marathon is just days away.
Nothing ...
St. George man arrested for locker room theft
Campus police arrested a man Tuesday who allegedly had been taking items from lockers in Hansen Stadium.
Dixie State University officer Eldon Gibb arrested Richard John Fitzgerald, 29, following a weeks-long investigation.
Jason Boothe, director of DSU athletics, said he couldn’t comment on what was taken or from whom ...
The Skewed Review: Marriage equality hasn't changed lives of those who oppose
I didn’t marry for love.
I got married because he needed a green card and was willing to fork out some serious cash to stay in the U.S. legally. I also tied the knot because our parents made a deal because our two families would be more powerful ...
Trustees discuss new building, ombud office
The university’s first official board of trustees meeting didn’t yield many changes, but one proposed campus additions may lead to student fee increases in the future, and a new entity on campus seeks to aid students, faculty and staff who feel discriminated against.
Dixie State University officials proposed ...
The Skewed Review: Frivolous wars are pointless
War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
Yet, I see wars started all around me every day. Sure, there are wars where something was supposed to be accomplished, like the war in Afghanistan. There are wars where it seems there's just no point, like the holy wars raging ...
DSU students uninformed about Syria
President Barack Obama sought approval from The House of Representatives to take military action against the Syrian government for using chemical weapons on its own people on Tuesday.
House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., both came together—a rare bipartisan agreement—and supported Obama ...
2 Men 1 Movie: "Insidious" sequel lacks peril, bears stale acting
Matthew's take:
Sometimes a sequel is just as good, if not better than, the first installment. And sometimes a sequel makes absolutely no sense if you haven't seen the first installment.
"Insidious: Chapter 2" definitely falls into the latter category.
Just to catch you up, here's a ...
The Skewed Review: Salt Lake Comic Con is too big for its britches
It was my first time this weekend.
We were both naïve. We’d heard stories of how it’s supposed to go. We both thought we knew what we were doing. We’d seen videos. We’d read articles. When it happened, it was wonderfully magical and horribly awkward ...
DSU students uninformed about Syria
President Barack Obama sought approval from The House of Representatives to take military action against the Syrian government for using chemical weapons on its own people on Tuesday.
House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., both came together—a rare bipartisan agreement—and supported Obama ...
The Skewed Review: Batman casting doesn't mean world's end
I run marathons in a full-length Batman cape. I have the Batman logo tattooed on my wrist. The only woman I’d ever hook up with is Catwoman. I own every Batman movie ever made — even “Batman & Robin.” My alter ego’s name is Mattman. I collect Batman comics. I ...
Student bylaws stay in place on campus
The push for Greek life on campus isn’t a new one, but the recent attempts to charter a club with Greek letters could possibly lead to legal issues.
The Dixie State University inter club council voted on Aug. 20 to uphold changes to ICC bylaws that would prohibit clubs ...
Greek life rushes for approval
The Greek life is strictly forbidden as a part of the Dixie State University Club Council bylaws, but one student is alleging it was her attempts to start a sorority that resulted in the university's administration forbidding Greek organizations completely.
Indigo Klabanoff, a senior communication major from Boston, has ...